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And in the end... [Jul. 11th, 2008|11:37 pm]

Many have spoken of The End.
"...and in the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take..."
"...and now, the end is near and so I face the final curtain..."
"When the way comes to an end, then change. Having changed, you pass through."

But no one has said it better than Cindigo when she said, "Suck it Live Journal. Word Press is my God now."

It has been a long time coming and I have threatened it before but this time it is for real- This is my last post on Live Journal.  I too am moving over to WordPress.

For now just use this address- http://lifeinthevegas.com/wordpress/  It will change again back to the address you have always used but for now just tack on the /wordpress on the end.  Best to actually type or copy/paste the address into a new browser window to get the site to load properly.  Otherwise it will just open up in the old frame which is one of the reasons I am moving to WordPress.

The new site is a work in progress.  Not everything works over there yet.  There is a lot going on behind the scenes that will soon be on line.  For now check out the "Favorite Sites" link.  I will let you know as things do come on line.

Good bye Live Journal.  It has been nice.


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How to make Troy's head explode [Jul. 7th, 2008|11:34 pm]

I define sarcasm as a little smart ass joke in a way to point out the obvious.  The dictionary says, "a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain"
Either way.
Problem is when I hear something it is processed literally.
Today at work one of my co-workers was looking for a guest's car keys in the file cabinet.  As it ends up, the keys were filed exactly were they were supposed to be but for whatever reason the co-worker was not finding them.  I offered to help and found them immediately.  "Everything has it's place..."
When things are neat and organized if usually makes life a bit easier.
I was already confused as to why this person was not able to find the keys exactly where they were supposed to be and then the guest quipped, "Amazing how you can find something when it is right there on top."
This sent my head spinning.  Really?  Is it amazing?  I processed what he said literally although he meant it in a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain I am sure.


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(no subject) [Jul. 4th, 2008|11:16 pm]
I got an email today from one Lena Spencer. It started off- "Dear Prominent User Of The Internet..."

You know it bitches.

The letter goes on to say she wanted to give me a million dollars 'cause I rock Mother Internet.

Now maybe I can afford to stay at Ritz Carlton, Marina Del Rey in California.

I was thinking, how about they take fifty bucks of my million and hire a proof reader? It gave me a headache trying to read her gobbly gook. (Apologies to my Vietnamese friends...)

See for yourself-

"Attention: Dear Prominent User Of The Internet

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family?

I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition. This is from a total cash prize of US 50,000,000 Million dollars, given to the first FIFTY (50) people who will be compensated in this world internet programs. All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site Through computer draw system and extracted from over 700.000 companies I am using this opportunity to thank you for using the internet daily.

Due to your effort, using internet programs indoor and in your office,We want to compensate you and show our gratitude to you with tshe sum of $1,000,000.00 Million United States Of America Dollars we have authorized Mrs. Amber Cummings to assist your in getting your compensation csheck across to you.Tshe name and contact address of the Mrs. Amber Cummings is as follows;

COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT: Mrs. Amber Cummings
EMAIL: cummings01@sbcglobal.net
Tel: +234 705 560 6679

Finally remember that I have forwarded instruction to Mrs. Amber Cummings on your behalf to send the cash prize of One Million United State Of America Dollars to you as soon as you contact her without delay .


Mr. Lena Spencer
Presidential Library & Museum
Former Director International Online
Lottery Co-coordinator. © 2008 WORLD
INTERNET PROGRAMS®"

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(I am racking my brain to come up with some sort of hidden meaning in the name 'Amber Cummings'. I mean these scammers aren't stupid are they? If I was going to try this sort of thing I would have all sorts of little jokes inside. Sort of like Hidden Mickeys. Or once on a movie set we hid a little cardboard cut out of a kangaroo in the background of every scene.) 


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Good news... [Jul. 4th, 2008|03:53 pm]
My new edition of Strip Las Vegas magazine arrived today and I found this little write up in it.
Good news.
Tell everyone you know.


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That little dash there in between [Jul. 3rd, 2008|03:51 pm]
I wonder what it must be like to know you are going to die?
I mean I know I am going to die. I realize I will most likely wake up less times than I already have. I think about that most every day. It pains me to think of the time I have wasted and some of the choices I have made.
But what if I was told I have a limited amount of time? What if I was told I had maybe six months left to live? I wonder if I would be scared? I wonder if I would be sad? I wonder what my reaction would be?
I have a right to be sad. I don’t believe in God or a heavan or hell so for me, I believe this is all there is. When I die there is no more. And in this sunset of my life I know the health problems will only grow more frequent and sever. My body has changed dramatically from age 20 to age 40. It will only get worse from 40 to 60 and worse still from 60 to The End.
But what if at age 40 I was told I had something that was not able to be fixed? How would I react? Would I fight? Would I give up? Would I give what little spark I had left to those who were worse off than me?
I know in the past I have stated I would give no more money to beggers. Yet there is a man on the corner of Las Vegas Blvd. and Sahara that is very kind and appreciative even when I apologize that I only have a dollar for him today. He doesn’t care he claims and reminds me that every little bit helps. He doesn’t say “God bless” but instead wishes me a good rest of the day. I don’t have a lot of money right now in these hard times but can still afford to give a little bit of what I do have to someone who has less than me.
Would I have the strength and motivation to wonder the sterile hospital halls to try to give a sicker person a smile and try to convince them it was all going to be ok even though I know that to be a lie? Or will I curl up in a ball and just wait?
I knew someone whos husband was diagnosed with inoperable cancer and was told he would soon succumb. He went out and bought a gun, and a bunch of plastic drop clothes and hug them up in the bathroom. He wrote a note saying he did not want to be such a burden to his family, called 911 and went to the bathroom to take his own life.
I knew a girl who was given the same news. She took the opposite stance and fought the cancer. Last I heard she was cancer free.
It makes me think of the time I do have left and wonder what I can do with what is left. Can I make a difference, for whatever that means? Can I do something even in these latter days to try to make up for the wasted time and poor choices?
I guess time will tell.
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(no subject) [Jul. 3rd, 2008|12:35 pm]
Well, it is July 3 so that means the christmas stuff will be up in the stores any day now.
Once again, just so you know, you are not getting a christmas gift from me in December. Please don't get anything for me. Or if you feel you must, give me something you don't use anymore that you think I would like such as a book or a cd.

"Start giving. Stop shopping. Start loving."
Reverend Billy
from "What Would Jesus Buy?"
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Big news... uh, not yet [Jul. 1st, 2008|08:41 pm]
There was gonna be big news about LifeInTheVegas tonight but then I realized something was still a little amiss.
So you'll have to wait.
Oh never mind, here is the deal- LifeInTheVegas is gonna go away as you know it. In it's place will be a brand new website. I have it set up to run on the Wordpress platform. The main part of the site will be the blog. Supporting that will be several other areas including a section for reviews of many different things including shows, restaurants, hotels, casinos and other fun stuff. there will be a section for pictures and videos. there will be a list of websites I like to visit. There will be two other things I am pretty excited about- The Encyclopedia and Yin/Yang.
The Encyclopedia will be a sort of encyclopedia but about me. There will be entries for each letter of the alphabet discussing things impotant to me.
Yin/Yang will be a sort of blog inside a blog dedicated to all things yin/yang in my life. I'll discuss opposite or conflicting issues in my life and how it affects me.

There will even be an RSS feed.

The delay now is that I was having a great guy in England helping me set things up but it is sort of hard to work with him because he gets up around 6am which is 10pm for me. So I can give him instructions and we can chat for a little while before I have to go to bed. Then I wake up at 6:45 am and hit the computer to see what he has done for me while I was sleeping. We can discuss assuming he is at the computer. When I return from work it is 1am for him so I have to wait 5 more hours to chat with him. He got to navigation bar fixed for me after I had spent way too much time trying to get it to work. At 7am this morning it was functioning but tonight it is missing.

So I was debating whether or not I should even mention this new site or not and wait till it was complete.

I decided to go ahead and let you know and in the next days I will completely switch over to posting on the new site. This way you can watch the developement and offer your feedbacks on how the site is doing and shaping up.

I will give you the new URL probably tomorrow. There are a few things I want to clean up and there is really not much to see right now anyway.
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Contract and Regulations for 00 Agents [Jun. 24th, 2008|10:59 pm]

Contract and Regulations for 00 Agents

 

  1. I never run out of cash.
  2. I accomplish, learn, give and enjoy something every day.
  3. My base of operations is always clean and organized.
  4. For challenges I improvise, adapt and overcome.
  5. I dress up, even at home alone.
  6. I eat vegetables, fruit, drink water, exercise and sleep.
  7. I carry enough cash and credit to operate efficiently.
  8. I choose my contacts carefully and avoid villains.
  9. I never give up but I can change directions.
  10. I am not afraid to pay for what I want.
  11. I get good value for my time and money.
  12. I circulate all things good.  The bad stops with me.
  13. Everyone I meet benefits from the experience.
  14. I am always early for meetings.
  15. I edit out negative verbalizations.
  16. On the job I am always professional.
  17. I am constantly learning by reading a book a week.
  18. I tip freely like Bond.
  19. My car is clean, filled up and ready to go.
  20. I rent what I need and take mental possession of it.
  21. I never run out of cash.

-Paul Kyriazi
from How to Live the James Bond Lifestyle

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The ANT Colony Creed [Jun. 24th, 2008|10:42 pm]
THE ANT COLONY CREED
1. To always speak the truth...except when to do so would injure another.
2. To talk health, happiness and prosperity to EVERYONE you meet.
3. To be so strong, that nothing can disturb your inner peace.
4. To be just as enthusiastic of anothers success as you are about your own.
5. To remember that God is in the pause.
6. To forgive the mistakes of your past and to strive to greater achievements in the future.
7. To never see failure...only opportunity. You are no longer a victim.
8. To have NO JUDGEMENTS of others...No matter what.
9. To live well and CHOOSE happiness. To say I can everyday.
10. To make an impact on the world. To live love.
11. To remember your spirit and nourish it daily.
12. To remember these principles above personalities.
13. To always speak of myself in a kind, gentle, positive way. To be nice to me.

Progress not perfection. Willingness is the key. And remember to laugh! 
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Boy George [Jun. 23rd, 2008|08:14 pm]
"Culture Club frontman Boy George has been forced to cancel his North American summer tour after U.S. authorities refused to issue him a visa, citing looming legal issues overseas.
George's 24-date North American trek was scheduled to begin July 11 at the House of Blues in Las Vegas, and wrap August 23 at the House of Blues in Dallas."

G. D. it.
Well, at least the new James Bond movie is scheduled for November and I think Gumball 3000 will be here in August.
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a high class prostitute [Jun. 22nd, 2008|10:01 pm]
"You're So Beautiful"
-Flight of the Conchords-

Lookin at the room
I can tell that you
are the most beautiful girl in the... room
(in the whole wide room)
And when you're on the street
dependin on the street
I bet you are definately in the top three
good lookin' girls on the street
(dependin' on the street)
And when I saw you at my mans place
I thought what is she doin..
at my mans place
how did Dave get
a hottie like that to a party like this
Good one Dave,
(you're a legend Dave)
I asked Dave if hes gonna make a move on you
hes not sure I said Dave do you mind if I do
he says he doesn't mind
but I can tell he kinda minds
but I'm gonna do it anyway
I see you standin all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down to very low
Here we go

You're so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the sixties
You're so beautiful
You could be a part time model
And then I seal the deal,
I do my moves, I do my dance moves.

Its 12:02,
just me and you..
and seven other dudes around you on the dance floor
I draw you near, lets get out of here
Lets get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebab
I can't believe, that I'm sharin a kebab
with the most beautiful girl,
I have ever seen with a kebab.
Why don't we leave
lets go to my house, we can feel each other up on the couch
oh no, I don't mind takin it slow-oh-oh
no-oh-oh, yeah-heh

You're so beautiful
like a...tree
or a high class prostitute
(you're so beautiful)
You could be a part time model
but you'll probably still have to keep your normal job
(a part time model)
spendin part of your time modelin..
and part of your time next to me.
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But it's a dry heat [Jun. 22nd, 2008|08:53 pm]
Today at work, which I went to even though I have a cold, I drove someone's car out of the parking garage and looked at the dashboard readings. One number read 113.5. I knew it was hot today but criminey. As I drove around the number rose to 113.6. My first thought was "Great, it is just getting hotter."
Then it confused me for a second- What kind of thermometer on a car measures in tenths of a degree? The speedometer doesn't measure in tenths. I know the odometer measures in tenths of a mile. Oh. Never mind.
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Off to see the Wizard [Jun. 16th, 2008|10:05 pm]
There is a show at Greek Isles called "Wizard".

"From the Music Producer of "The Phantom of the Opera," and "American Idol." WIZARD, is the musical story of Oz composer Harold Arlen. This multi-media extravaganza celebrates the Oscar winning songwriter of "Stormy Weather," "I've Got the World On A String," "Old Black Magic," "One For My Baby," and of course, all the Music from "THE WIZARD OF OZ." Starring George Bugatti's Three Crooners and hosted by the composer's son, Sam Arlen, this show will take you from the Hollywood years to The Cotton Club to The Broadway stage… and to your heart Get ready, we are off to see the "Wizard!""

General Admission Price Per/Person $ 54.00
Show Time 9:00PM
Reservation Date 6/21/2008
Reservation Day Saturday
Min. age to attend 5

Check out the add-ons you get with the VIP tickets-

VIP Admission which will include the following: Glass of champagne, Shout out, Signed picture of cast, Meet and greet, Special gift, VIP line pass Price Per/Person $ 81.25

I am especially excited about the 'shout out'.
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Street sweeping ... or ...More government waste [Jun. 16th, 2008|09:39 pm]
(Sorry Ant. I know I am supposed to be releasing the negativity but whenever I see government waste I have to complain about it.)

So they run the street sweeper on my street on trash day. Sure I appreciate that we have street sweepers but would actually like it even more if they did something. Oh wait, my bad. They do actually do something, they make the street even more dirty.

Look at this picture from in front of my house. Notice the dirt track the machine has left behind and the fact they are nowhere near the gutter where one would assume most debris would accumulate.


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Now wouldn't it make more sence to have the street sweepers on the day after the trash pick up? Maybe the residents would have the cans put away by then. Then we could have no parking for a few hours the next day and the truck could just come on thru instead of going around everything.

Check out this picture a couple houses down the street-


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Can you see the piece of trash in the middle of the street the machine drove over and failed to pick up? What a waste.

I know. I know. If they did it my way I would complain about that too. I would complain about them putting signs up stating the prohibited times to park. I would complain about more restrictions put on me. I would complain about having to pay the ticket I would inevitably get.
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We have actual "art" now... [Jun. 16th, 2008|07:56 pm]
I was watching a movie the other night and in a scene the art store patron commented to the salesperson that he knew nothing about art or how to buy it. She replied something to the effect of, "You just have to know that you have to have it. Where you are going to put it or how much it costs should not matter at the moment you see it."

The next night I found myself wandering through an art gallery looking at some pieces and found a painting I liked. $23,000. I said "liked". Then I saw a sculpture that was really cool. It was a tree frog cruising along on a plant stalk of some sort. It was about 6 feet tall so finding a place to put it was gonna be a small issue. Oh, and the $150,000 price tag also was in the way of me owning this piece.

Then the next night Heather and I found ourselves at a fine place to look for art investments- Walmart.

We found a piece we really liked. We had a place to put it and we could afford it so we got it. In case you don't recognize it is a scene with Audrey Hepburn from the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's on a 2X2 canvas.


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Fly me to the moon... [Jun. 15th, 2008|10:43 pm]
 Scouring thru the Help Wanted section of today’s newspaper I came across this-

“Blimp Ground Crew Full-Time. $10.00/hr + benefits. No experience nec. Immediate openings. Able to travel with the blimp. Must be available all shifts. Drug test and background check. Call Lightships Nevada 407-472-xxxx”

 

Oh don’t think I am not gonna be on the phone first thing in the morning about this one!

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Strawman [Jun. 14th, 2008|11:53 pm]
They are estimating the damage in Cedar Rapids to be around $730M.
And at the same time North Las Vegas is planning to build a new city hall costing $136M.
Really?  Doesn't that seem kind of steep?


"We who have so much to you who have so little
to you who don't have anything at all
We who have so much more than any one man does need
and you who don't have anything at all, ah
Does anybody need another million dollar movie
does anybody need another million dollar star
Does anybody need to be told over and over
spitting in the wind comes back at you twice as hard

Strawman, going straight to the devil
strawman, going straight to hell
Strawman, going straight to the devil

Strawman
strawman
Strawman
strawman, yes

Does anyone really need a billion dollar rocket
does anyone need a 60,000 dollars car
Does anyone need another president
or the sins of Swaggart parts 6, 7, 8 and 9, ah
Does anyone need yet another politician
caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole
Does anyone need another racist preacher
spittin' in the wind can only do you harm, ooohhh

Strawman, going straight to the devil
strawman, going straight to hell
Strawman, going straight to the devil

Strawman
strawman
Strawman
strawman

Does anyone need another faulty shuttle
blasting off to the moon, Venus or Mars
Does anybody need another self-righteous rock singer
whose nose he says has led him straight to God
Does anyone need yet another blank skyscraper
if you're like me I'm sure a minor miracle will do
A flaming sword or maybe a gold ark floating up the Hudson
when you spit in the wind it comes right back at you

Strawman, going straight to the devil
Strawman, going straight to hell
Strawman, going to the devil

Strawman, strawman
strawman, ...., ah
Strawman
strawman"

Strawman by Lou Reed  
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Saturday the 14th [Jun. 14th, 2008|07:34 pm]
I just realized yesterday was Friday the 13th.  I did not notice it.  I guess I was sort of distracted by the happenings in Cedar Rapids and trying to get this new website up and running.
Besides, Saturday the 14th is always worse than Friday the 13th.
 
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Just in time [Jun. 12th, 2008|11:51 pm]
I have 4,000 miles left on the 100,000 mile warranty  on my car so I figured it was a good time to take it in and have them look at tha creaking noise they were supposed to have fixed last year.  They of course could not find the cause of the creaking then as is typical we could not duplicate the noise at the mechanics shop.  So since then it got worse so I took it in today.  My car now has new engine mount bolts, new rack and pinion, new tie rods and new control arms along with some bushings replaced last year.
Sure is nice not having that aweful noise everytime I turn the steering wheel.
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2008|11:18 pm]
"Cedar Rapids struggles to endure historic flood

By AMY LORENTZEN, Associated Press WriterThu Jun 12, 7:52 PM ET

The Cedar River poured over its banks here Thursday, forcing the evacuation of more than 3,000 homes, causing a railroad bridge to collapse and leaving cars underwater on downtown streets.

Officials estimated that 100 blocks were underwater in Cedar Rapids, where several days of preparation could not hold back the rain-swollen river. Rescuers had to use boats to reach many stranded residents, and people could be seen dragging suitcases up closed highway exit ramps to escape the water.

"We're just kind of at God's mercy right now, so hopefully people that never prayed before this, it might be a good time to start," Linn County Sheriff Don Zeller said. "We're going to need a lot of prayers and people are going to need a lot of patience and understanding.""

Uh, just a thought here- If God wanted this flooding and it is obvious he did cause God plans and orchestrates everything then why do anything to stop it.  Don't you think that just pisses God off?  Do you people really think you know better than God?  Ridiculous.

"We are seeing a historic hydrological event taking place with unprecedented river levels occurring," said Brian Pierce, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Davenport. "We're in uncharted territory — this is an event beyond what anybody could even imagine."

Ooh, a scientist.  Finally someone who makes sence.

""It's going door to door to make sure people don't need to be rescued, cause right now they can't get out on their own," said Dave Koch, a spokesman for the Cedar Rapids Fire Department. "It's just too deep.""

What is going door to door?  Can someone call the scientist back please?

"The surging river caused part of a railroad bridge and about 20 hopper cars loaded with rocks to collapse into the river. The cars had been positioned on the bridge in hopes of weighing it down against the rising water."

That bridge was built in 1889 if my memory serves me.  It always saddens me when old and cool stuff breaks or otherwise gets destroyed.  No seriously.  For once I am not being an ass.

""I believe that this is God's way of doing things, and I've got insurance, so I'm not worried about it," said Tim Grimm, who was forced to leave his home in the city's Czech Village area. "

Trust in God but lock your doors I have heard it said.

The article goes on to talk about Minnisota and Wisconsin and some other place I don't care about.  It did say they had to close the Spam Museum.  I am pretty sure God is a big fan of Spam.  I am sure the Sapm Museum will be spared.

But seriously, Cedar Rapids is on the short list of places I am interested in moving to which is the only reason I even read the article.  Cedar Rapids City Hall and some other building are on this little island in the middle of the river which I think is pretty ridiculous.   I mean yeah, it is cute and Heather describes it as "pretty" and yet I wonder who's brilliant idea it was to put important building in the middle of a river?  Heather defended it by stating that this sort of flooding is unheard of.  And?  I stand firm in thinking the important places and things should be protected and fortified against all possible scenarios.  Look at the effort they go to to protect the Constitution.  Not like that piece of paper is all that important in the big picture.  Sure, it is great to have the original.  (See my above statement about old and cool stuff) but we have copies.  In the event of an emergancy it would be good for the law and decision makers to have a place to do their business.   Imagine Gov. Culver wants a meeting with Mayor Halloran... "...sure but we'll have to go to the Dairy Queen as my office is flooded..."

Iowa City which is also on my short list is having it's own problems.  "...the river is expected now to crest at 33 feet on Tuesday, the National Weather Service’s latest forecast shows. That would be 4 ½ feet higher than the record 1993 flood of 28.5 feet. Flood stage is 22 feet."

Seriously, I hope everyone gets through this ok.  I am gonna sit here and enjoy the 100* heat in the foreclosure capitol of the Nation.

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